Hypnotic Statements

I have been noticing that the President and Vice President have been issuing statements to the press that are hypnotic in nature. They are designed to make people conform with their wishes. While it does not work on people who are awake, it does work on people who are *asleep*. I'm sure they can afford the high priced hypnotists who can design hypnotic statements into their speech.

So to counter the balance, I have reworded their statements.

1. "For the safety of the nation, impeach George Bush."
2. "It is a grave mistake to think that Dick Cheney cannot be arrested."

1. reword of Bush's statement on the Patriot Act
2. reword of Cheney's statement on the war

That was fun :)

Remember to repeat these statements daily in your mind. I will be posting more in the future. hehehe