The "Evils of Free Food"

I figured out a way to eat the Evil Carb laden food my company often serves. I eat the toppings off one slice of pizza, and throw away the white flour breading. I still feel fine as we as speakin'. :)

Note at 2:23PM, one hour later. I'm starting to feel bad. Maybe it wasn't just the carbs. Maybe anything on the pizza is bad. ha ha